Monday, April 15, 2013

Thank Goodness It's Monday #404


WEALTHY & WISE ADVICE
FOR APRIL 15, 2013

The dread April 15 income tax filing deadline is upon us … again. 

Thank goodness this year’s deadline is Monday. 

Partly because, for filing procrastinators, that means at least you had the weekend to “git `er done” and – if you still support the Post Office by filing the old fashioned paper way – get your bundle properly postmarked today.

Not that that makes the process any less arduous or exasperating (which, I would observe, is one literal definition of “taxing”).

And partly because it gives me a specific TGIM Topic Target to shoot at.

I suspect most of the good citizens reading these posts feel a certain ambivalence about their mandatory participation in the process of progressive income taxation as currently practiced in our version of a capitalist economy.

  • We all have moments when we look at what our taxes are funding and agree with the sentiment of respected jurist John Marshall (1755-1835), “The power to tax involves the power to destroy.”
  • And yet we can also find a number of instances to agree with Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935) that “Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.”
And those two quotes lay the groundwork for today’s TGIM subject matter:
 
WEALTHY & TAX-WISE ADVICE: No, not from me. My mastery of the mysteries of tax-savvy strategies is limited and strictly nonprofessional. I stand with the wit who said, “Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.” My personal feeling is, even when you believe you’ve made out your tax return in a scrupulously honest way, you still don’t know if you’ve done right or not.

So I’ll concede the advice-rendering portion of this taxing TGIM – and it’s wise and wealthy guidance – to one of the smartest Americans that ever was or will be--

Benjamin Franklin
“The Way To Wealth”


Franklin first published what later became known as
The Way to Wealth as the preface
to his almanac for 1758. 
It began at the top of the left-hand page and
continued in the available spaces on the calendar pages.

This image is from
The Library Company of Philadelphia
-- the largest public library in America
until the Civil War.
 Founded in 1731 by Franklin,
it is America's oldest cultural institution, 
 
Ben’s essay “The Way to Wealth” was published almost two decades before the Declaration of Independence -- July 7, 1757. While packed with amazingly timeless messages, it is nearly 3,500 words long (and you think I go on!) and has a certain 250-years-old style that makes it challenging to read.

So I will spare you it in its entirety. 

The point is: This long tale is Franklin’s made-up story of stopping in his Richard Saunders -- aka, “Poor Richard” persona -- unrecognized, at a village market and overhearing the local “wise man” regale the crowd with insights he has gained from Poor Richard’s Almanack

HIGHLIGHTED FOR APRIL 15: In what follows I’ve exercised editorial privilege to focus on the portions that reference taxation particularly. And I dared to modernize Ben’s telling somewhat to get right down to what’s most relevant for us on April 15, 2013:
*****
They were conversing on the badness of the times, and one fellow called to a plain clean old man, with white locks, "Pray, Father Abraham, what think you of the times? Won't these heavy taxes quite ruin the country? How shall we be ever able to pay them? What would you advise us to?" 

Father Abraham stood up, and replied, "If you'd have my advice, I'll give it you in short, for a word to the wise is enough, and many words won't fill a bushel, as Poor Richard says." 

[Editorial aside: Franklin was always a master of self promotion; that was just another part of his genius. And as you’ll see, he keeps referencing his Poor Richard sources – by name and in an italic typeface -- throughout his essay.]

The crowd joined in desiring Father Abraham to speak his mind and, gathering round him, he proceeded as follows:

"Friends,” says he, “and neighbors; the taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might more easily discharge them.

“But we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. 

“We are taxed twice as much by our idleness,
… three times as much by our pride,
… and four times as much by our folly
-- and from these taxes the commissioners cannot ease or deliver us by allowing an abatement. 

“However let us hearken to good advice, and something may be done for us. God helps them that help themselves, as Poor Richard says, in his almanac of 1733.

"It would be thought a hard government that should tax its people one tenth part of their time, to be employed in its service. 

“But idleness taxes many of us much more, if we reckon all that is spent in absolute sloth, or doing of nothing, with that which is spent in idle employments or amusements, that amount to nothing. 

“And sloth, by bringing on diseases, absolutely shortens life. Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labor wears, while the used key is always bright, as Poor Richard says.

“But dost thou love life, then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of, as Poor Richard says.
 
“If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be, as Poor Richard says, the greatest prodigality, since, as he elsewhere tells us, Lost time is never found again, and What we call time-enough, always proves little enough

“Let us then be up and be doing, and doing to the purpose; so by diligence shall we do more with less perplexity. 

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy, as Poor Richard says; and he that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night. While laziness travels so slowly, that poverty soon overtakes him, as we read in Poor Richard, who adds, Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.

"So what signifies wishing and hoping for better times? We may make these times better if we bestir ourselves.

“And, as Poor Richard likewise observes, He that hath a trade hath an estate, and He that hath a calling hath an office of profit and honor. But then the trade must be worked at, and the calling well followed, or neither the estate, nor the office, will enable us to pay our taxes.

“If you would be wealthy, says he, in another almanac, think of saving as well as of getting. The Indies have not made Spain rich, because her outgoes are greater than her incomes. Away then with your expensive follies, and you will not have so much cause to complain of hard times, heavy taxes, and the expense of families.

Get what you can, and what you get hold;
'Tis the stone that will turn all your lead into gold,

-- as Poor Richard says. And when you have got that Philosopher's Stone, surely you will no longer complain of bad times, or the difficulty of paying taxes.

"This doctrine, my friends, is reason and wisdom. 

“But, after all: Do not depend too much upon your own industry, and frugality, and prudence. 

“Though excellent things, they may all be blasted without the blessing of heaven. Therefore, ask that blessing humbly. And be not uncharitable to those that at present seem to want it. Comfort and help them. Remember Job suffered, and was afterwards prosperous.
 
"And now to conclude: Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarce in that. It is true, we may give advice, but we cannot give conduct, as Poor Richard says.

“However, remember this: They that won't be counseled can't be helped, as Poor Richard says. 

“And farther: If you will not hear reason, she'll surely rap your knuckles."
*****
“Thus,” says Franklin as his essay wraps up, “the old gentleman ended his harangue.”

And we shall as well. 

TGIM IDEA IN ACTION: Bestir yourselves. 

Or have your knuckles rapped. April 15, 2014 will be upon us all too soon.

Geoff Steck
Chief Catalyst
Alexander Publishing & Marketing
8 Depot Square
Englewood, NJ 07631
201-569-5373
tgimguy@gmail.com 

P.S.  “The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.” Lord Thomas R. Dewar (1864 – 1930) of whiskey-distilling fame is credited with that observation. Cheers!

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